Bacon heals all wounds.
Gotta protect the important things.
One day Eve will understand.
He’ll learn the beauty of food soon enough.
Ranch dressing is the key to the heart.
Honesty is the best policy.
Dad comes in at a close third.
Joey just wants more consistency in his diet.
He’s got his priorities in order.
Us too kid, us too.
He’s got all his bases covered.
He’ll understand when he’s older.
They just love life.
Let’s just skip straight to the good stuff.
A simple kid, with simple tastes.
They grow up so fast.